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Menos de 1 mes para eu me acostumar a não ter unha grande, tirar cuticula ou esmalte escuro #enfermagemdepressao#nail #sad
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Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you were 13

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I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

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tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: amberleighjoy: Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.  So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

  • Angry Customer:
    “Damn f**s.”

  • Gay Man:
    “Excuse me?”

  • Angry Customer:
    “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

  • Gay Man:
    *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

  • Angry Customer:
    “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

  • Angry Customer:
    *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

  • Owner:
    “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

  • Wife:
    “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

  • Owner:
    “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

As crianças adoraram o brinquedinho novo *-* #cats #baby #paly #game #cute #beautiful #girl #summer
Look para a palestra #photooftheday #beautiful #makeup #dark
Makeup simples para a palestra :)#makeup #boy
im-wanderingaway: Something I’ve never noticed before: Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 
Who’s that girl ? #cute #me #love #photooftheday #instagood #girl #beautiful #gay #tranny #trans #bestoftheday
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